都往我这儿看(All Watch Me)

我很像一个小商贩，我贩卖的是稀奇古怪的小趣味。我像个小贩一样大声吆喝：“过路的大爷大妈大哥大姐，都往我这儿看呦!货真坐实新鲜出炉厂家直销呦!”我有成堆的“有趣”，却只落得打折叫卖，不甘呀不甘。小商贩只有不停共和才不会被老婆骂作猪狗羊，我只有不断写书才不会被人遗忘。 （ I am like a petty dealer, and what I sell is fantastic little interesting objects. I call loudly like a petty dealer that “passing uncle, aunt, brother and sister, please watch me! True goods and fresh delivery and direct selling from factory!” I have many “interesting” objects, but what wait me is discount selling, and I am unwilling. When petty dealer continuously works, they will not be scolded as pig, dog and sheep by wife, and when I continuously write, I will not be forgotten by people. )